paintings etc.

a knight of the long forgotten Legume Realm. legend says his birth name was Steven Hughes, a barista who after years of fruitless toil serving coffee day in day out, set out on a quest to find the Holy Beans of Faeron; a tin of beans sent from the gods, so delicious that tasting one drop of the juice would instantly vaporise your material form allowing soul become one with the universe.

after millennia of searching in vain, sustained only on the sweet nectar of Heinz, Branston, and, only in the most desperate of times, Bramwells, he caught sight of his treasure. it emitted a dazzling light, whispered his name in a language older than the universe and time itself ground to a halt in its presence. as he drew near, it began to raise from the ground, elegantly pirouetting in front of him. it paused, then plummeted into the earth with the force of a thousand meteors. Steven sighed. his quest had just become a whole lot more difficult.