About Me

Longshanks I: Edward (Longshanks) I of England 1239-1307. 6’2’’.

a medieval king who as well as formalising parliament, was rather aggressive towards Scotland, Wales and Ireland. he also kicked all the Jews out of England with the Edict of Expulsion in 1290. he wasn’t a very nice man.

Longshanks II: Ewan (Longshanks) II of Lancaster 1999-present. 6’3’’

a multidisciplinary artist, tattoo apprentice, baker & barista. an all round decent character with a penchant for jazz, good books and long walks. the main similarity to the former king being a pair of disturbingly long legs, hence the name. I do not share his political opinions. well, mostly.